Fuck if I know.

rated-ncc1701:

I bet you a shaved tribble looks like a testicle with a mouth and that’s pretty horrifying actually

The University of Oklahoma is opening up the residence and dining halls to the survivors of the Moore tornado.

poorgraduatestudent:

Call 405-325-2511 for information. Please pass this along to those that need it!

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

queanofthestonedage:

timelordmothermother:

queanofthestonedage:

ashemountain:

timelordmothermother:

*watches death hawk videos on youtube*

*reminds self not to make major decisions while depressed and/or adjusting to antidepressants*

*still thinks a death hawk would be pretty awesome even though my head is shaped kinda funny*

*thinks his girlfriend would look ridiculously badass with a death hawk*

*has to remember not to encourage her to do something decisiony right now*

*touches her butt*

You could always just pin the sides of yer hair back, and death hawk the middle. :3 I secretly tried fauxhawk styles before I cut off my hair.

p.s. be sure to have a good conditioner/wet comb for when you’re trying to get all the teasing out afterwards. xD; 

I’ve been meaning to try it out once I get the energy to stand in front of a mirror that long.  I’m sure we’ve got enough hairspray in the bathroom for me to get my hair up.

Goodness do I know about the conditioner though.  I’ve had to do that after I stay out in the wind too long without a hair tie.  I figured it’d be a good idea to make sure I don’t completely destroy my hair.  :P

Tresemme 5 hairspray has a strong hold, it’s cheap and found in Walgreens.

I feel ya on the need for spoons before doin’ hair/getting ready. Sheeeesh.

Oh god, the wind. Hair’s enemy.

I’ll keep that in mind.  I’m pretty sure walmart carries it here so it’ll be easy for me to pick up.  At least I think my hair will tease pretty easily since it’s kinda fine.

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

queanofthestonedage:

ashemountain:

timelordmothermother:

*watches death hawk videos on youtube*

*reminds self not to make major decisions while depressed and/or adjusting to antidepressants*

*still thinks a death hawk would be pretty awesome even though my head is shaped kinda funny*

*thinks his girlfriend would look ridiculously badass with a death hawk*

*has to remember not to encourage her to do something decisiony right now*

*touches her butt*

You could always just pin the sides of yer hair back, and death hawk the middle. :3 I secretly tried fauxhawk styles before I cut off my hair.

p.s. be sure to have a good conditioner/wet comb for when you’re trying to get all the teasing out afterwards. xD; 

I’ve been meaning to try it out once I get the energy to stand in front of a mirror that long.  I’m sure we’ve got enough hairspray in the bathroom for me to get my hair up.

Goodness do I know about the conditioner though.  I’ve had to do that after I stay out in the wind too long without a hair tie.  I figured it’d be a good idea to make sure I don’t completely destroy my hair.  :P

*watches death hawk videos on youtube*

*reminds self not to make major decisions while depressed and/or adjusting to antidepressants*

*still thinks a death hawk would be pretty awesome even though my head is shaped kinda funny*

cishetssuck:

friendly reminder that:

• you are not weak if you want meds for your disorder
• you are not weak if you relapse once
• you are not weak if you relapse a thousand times
• you are not weak if some kinds of therapy don’t work for you
• you are not weak if some kinds of meds don’t work for you
• you are not weak if you have a mental disorder.

nopartylikeagatsbyparty:

On a list of things that need to be included in the new Star Trek #1

I need to see Chris Pine in one of these

Yay the tornado down by OKC made my mom stop her law and order marathon and switch to channel six.

Tornadoes are much less stressful than SVU.